1.you referenced the Scorpions who haven’t had a hit in decades. Do you know who they are, or what their rock band conquest have been? Rock you like a hurricane, huh? Well let’s read the first verse, shall we?

It’s early morning

The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purring
And scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin
The “bitch” (ahem…)is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her “inches”(penis reference)
And feed her well
More days to come
New places to go
I’ve got to leave
It’s time for a show
now you see my concern.

2.Your blatant, but yet constant repeating of the word blogging alone will usher in the antichrist! for the love of Mary’s sacred virgin reproductive parts stop that phrase! If we don’t use it, it just may dissapear into oblivion.

By the way we need to buy an Xbox 360. put it on your christmas list and mail it to that fat bastard!!